A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she grabs his balls. The dentist says,
"Madam, I believe you have taken my private zone."
The woman answers, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers

Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? "
The dentist replies " Sure you will! "
The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before! "

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don’t worry, it's my first extraction too. 

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.
Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.

Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.

Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock cricket day-night game.